Can’t think of a concept? What’s the worst thing about your product? Flip it, and you have an ad. Sometimes.
You’re really all-up-in-muh-grill. Seriously, on TV, web banners, in magazines I think it’s time for a little break.
What’s that? You’d like me to read your blog as well?! Are you crazy?! After everything you’ve burned into my retinas you’d like to continue your assault, and furthermore you’d like me to volunteer?!
That’s not happening. Unless, Brand, you can fulfill these needs of mine:
1) Give me free stuff
-I don’t care if it’s coupons or literal free things. They have to be there.
2) Make me laugh
-I have to be giggling like a little school girl or it’s not worth it. Also, not all jokes should pertain to your brand.
3) Useful information
-If you can somehow teach me something new then that’s great. But, it has to be some amazing information. Why should I not ask Google?
4) Show me you appreciate my time
-This partially goes to point 1. Show me you’re appreciative of my time (sincerely) with some sign of gratitude. A thank you is nice, but something free is better.
So there it is Brand. Your move.
Your Target Market
2 Chainz is my Dr. Phil.